For the second Saturday night in a row it's Rideau Valley Roller Girls Derby Night in Ottawa! Okay, well...it's actually in Rockland which is way off on the outskirts of the city. I promise you that it's worth the trek out past suburbia to attend the event. All the pertinent info can be found by linking over to the RVRG site or reading the poster right above this post.

Sure, there's probably some other sporting event you could watch on teevee tonight, but that sport is filled with greedy millionaires who don't care about you. Derby is awesome and different and has that tinge of punk rock cool, and it's a much more interesting thing to tell your friends that you did on the weekend. You stayed home and watched hockey on Saturday night? Boring! You went out to a roller derby bout on Saturday night? You are the envy of your friends, family and co-workers! Jealousy abound from everyone you tell. Will likely lead to fame fortune and ultimate happiness.